This Just In...

In development is a new Muppet show for ABC - a six-part "reality" show called - "America's Next Muppet." Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and the irrepressable Kermit The Frog will be the judges as Muppet hopefuls compete to become the next member of the Muppets gang. Reportedly, the folks involved are toying with how to make the program interactive and allow we, the people, to vote.

Question: What makes a Muppet? If a bunch of non-human, non-animal, felt-fleshed entities are competing to become Muppets - what are they now? Puppets? I assumed that a piece of felt with googly eyes was in fact, only a Muppet if it was formed or designed by the late Jim Henson or his staff. Now presumably, it's inferred that one can mature, or evolve - into a Muppet. Hmmm... Stay tuned for more breaking news from myyarn.