can you flush the toilet?

There are non-flushers among us, and it's beyond disgusting. I honestly wonder what these people are thinking. Are they just absent-minded? Afraid to touch the germy handle? Do they think they're leaving a gift for us all to enjoy? Is there a level of pride in the quantity or hue of their craftsmanship?

One theory I have that I must believe is valid, is the "Old School Theory." In this theory, I propose that someone born in the first half of the last century, raised in a rural area where water was either seriously conserved or unavailable as indoor plumbing, now thinks we should all work together and minimize our flushes. If we can all use the toilet two or three times between flushes, we'll save the earth's water for everyone!

Okay, possible.

But does this person EVER notice they're the only one who doesn't flush? That there is no team movement for conservation going on? At least post a memo telling us about your plan. Instead, you assume you can always posit in the pure tank, while we must add to your disgusting brew. Please, please, for the sake of us all: FLUSH!